Hamburger Strangler
Anyone Want Burgers?
Hot and Juicy!
Written about a couple in Bay City, Michigan who engaged in a 3-some with a homeless man over a period of some weeks. The husband became jealous of the relationship developing between the homeless man and his wife. An altercation ensued, and the husband attacked the homeless man.
Taco meat was also involved.
Link to news story is here.
MC wrote the lyrics. Darby came up with the music.
Invocation:
Hamburger Strangler
Hamburger Strangler
Chorus:
Hamburger Strangler:
Throw some meat in the tub.
Hamburger Strangler:
He just stopped by for love.
Hamburger Strangler:
He been watchin’ her bathe.
Hamburger Strangler:
And he just won’t behave.
(Invocation)
Verse 1:
A husband and wife,
They were lookin’ for another,
Someone they could take home
And turn into a lover.
They went so far as to look on the streets
To find a guy they could get between the sheets.
The wife starts thinkin’, “Hey, new guy’s hot!”
He gets her thinkin’ all kinds of thoughts.
The husband sees new guy’s ringin’ her bell.
That’s when things start goin’ to hell.
(Chorus)
(Invocation x 2)
Verse 2:
New guy’s cookin’ up a pan full of burger,
Really goin’ at it with some kind of fervor.
He brings in a handful to give it a test
And show the couple that his cooking beats out the rest.
The husband goes crazy, throws the burger in the water.
The wife’s bath is now sullied with meat.
As tensions get hotter, the two men start to shout.
Then the husband tries to choke the new guy out.
(Chorus)
(Invocation)
Verse 3:
New guy’s knocked out. There’s nothing he can do.
They take him to the E.R. after he comes to.
The cops show up to find out who’s at fault
For the crime committed (Taco Meat Assault).
The husband tells the officers he went berzerk.
He says he was provoked by a burger cookin’ jerk.
‘says he had to do it; ‘couldn’t take anymore.
New guy should have never played around with someone from the Corp.
Final Chorus:
Hamburger Strangler:
He’s more fun than danger.
Hamburger Strangler:
All he wanted was to bang her.
Hamburger Strangler:
It began with the meat.
Hamburger Strangler:
Now you’re dancin’ to our beat.
Hamburger Strangler:
He’s more fun than danger.
Hamburger Strangler:
All he wanted was to bang her.
Hamburger Strangler:
It began with the meat.
Hamburger Strangler:
Now we just have to repeat.
(Invocation)
